Stupid Question

I've always hated being asked stupid questions e.g.

Wat Up?

What does that even mean? I've never heard a question that makes less sense than that. What type of answer do they think they'll get "well, theirs Pluto and Jupiter and Uranus and........."

So, How are things?

This completely shows someone that you have no interest in them what so ever and that you would prefer to ask them something that you care nothing about, then hear their opinion.

Here's the question I was asked to do my English oral on;

What will the world be like in 2020?

We if you ask me in 2020 I might know! So be patient and find out for yourself.

And my personal favourites; the blogger questions for my profile. Take my current one for example;

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

So you tell them what everyone else is thinking! Here's my answer;

I'll wrap the slinky around the goats neck causing it to yell in fright which will warn the slinky that it's on to tight and we will have a massive party!

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

Ha ha. And what does thirst have to do with our countries crapy litracy levels?

This isn't a Blogger one but I hate it anyway;

Does my bum look big in this?

Who cares your stuck with it now!

chow for now