They've Got Nothin

Today I was informed that my school soccer team will be playing the girls team. So here are their bad points:

• They have lost all 5 games this year.
• Their best player is a year younger than us and has never played soccer before.
• Their girls (Self explanatory).
• No one in their team knows all the rules.

Our bad points:

• Were to good for every one else.

Our good points:

1. We actually know the rules.
2. We came second in the comp last year and won the year before.
3. We have 8 people who play for club.
4. We have played for 53 years (Combined).
5. We have scored 192 goals more than them in the past 2 years.
6. Were male (again, self explanatory).
7. I'm our goaly so theirs no way they'll score.
8. We have 2 state players and another rep. player.
9. I'm in the team.
10. Theirs 6 more advantages for us than them.

I think thats enough proof that we'll smash em.