Thats old!

I have just had a Birthday and I realized how young I am so I tried to make myself sound older
I am:

• 14 years
• 168 months
• 364 fortnights
  
• 728 weeks
• 5110 days
• 122640 hours
• 7358400 minutes
• 441504000 seconds old
• I've lived in 2 millenniums
• Since I was born 1 billion people have been born.(I know 999 999 999 of them the other guy is ugly, no one likes to go near him)!

I hope that makes me sound a little bit older =-)